Other little Gnown Gnome facts…

Legally to own a Gnome you need a Gnome licence. This can be obtained at your local Gnome Office.

Gnomes’ hats never fall off as they are tested in wind-tunnels.

They must be washed fortnightly.

Gnomes get naked with Fairies on a full moon (Malmesbury Chapter) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v298JgzHKfc

David Bowie laughed at Gnomes. Look at him now… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnuem75h9pQ

They have long fishing rods.

Gnomes are a popular target for student theft.

They sold acid for the FBI.

The Society of Thieves in France kidnap Gnomes and demand ransoms. No shit.

There are gno-Gnomes in Bali.

Gnomes are banned from RHS Chelsea flower show gardens (so are children under 5)

Gnomes love to dance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN38LuoMAR8

Gnomes collect underpants and know nothing baout corporate takeovers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCZaKSko5I8